A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand⊠Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancherâs widow said to the hired hand, âYou have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels.â The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One oâclock came, however, and he didnât return. Two oâclock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancherâs widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. âUnbutton my blouse and take it off,â she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. âNow take off my boots. âHe did as she asked, ever so slowly.. âNow take off my socks. âHe removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. âNow take off my skirt.â He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. âNow take off my bra..â Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, âIf you ever wear my clothes into town again, youâre fired.â