Former President Donald Trump arrived in court today and had a message for all Americans. Trump suggested that the country is in a terrible place right now and he’s only in court because of Joe Biden. This is the hush money court case involving skinbag Stormy – and honestly, no one cares about this one way or another.

Axios said Trump faces 34 felony counts for “allegedly falsifying business records to cover up a payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels” and I could not care less about her. Axios also reported that “prosecutors accuse Trump of allegedly instructing his former lawyer Michael Cohen to send the payment to Daniels during his 2016 presidential run.” Thanks for that info, Axios! However, I do not give a flying f*ck about this trial.

Yeah, I don’t care about this at all. It’s very convenient that Trump is in court during his campaign trail. That has to be planned, right? Does anyone care about this court case? I sure don’t. Did Trump give Stormy money to shut up? If yes, then I don’t care. If no, then I still don’t care. I just want America to go back to being normal where consumer goods were affordable and men stayed out of women’s sports and locker rooms. Trump is right, America is a mess and we need to fix it.